Painted Lips -or- Painted-On Lips

I get more attractive every day.
It looks like someone painted my lips on.


I get more attractive every day.
It looks like someone painted my lips on.
1) A client that I did the web copy for has now given us more work and stipulated that I write it. Always a good day when the client is happy enough to return. And, validates my choice of writing as my career path. I mean, if it needs more validation after this blogging loveliness has gone out into the world...
2) I decided to give E-Harmony a second chance. I tried it in NYC and was sorely disappointed in the quality of men who were on it. And in the long time frame it took to get to know any of them. However, perhaps Colorado will fare better...and I like answering questionnaires, so, you know, I couldn't resist the three hour one they make you wade through.
3) Mutton Busting. In case you didn't feel the awesomeness through the power of my previous entry:

This is how I feel today.
Time for some extremely flattering pictures.
I know I am boring and haven't been writing. I promise I will soon.


I'm too tired to write, so I'll offer you sex appeal instead.

See? I never tell a lie.

You're not a thug. You live in Denver.
Word.
So many of you have heard already. Roommate #1 is off the market. Taken. Ball-and-chain-ed. Tamed.
So the double dating awesomeness is at an end.
Ah, but don't cry dear internet. There may be single-dating awesomeness.
I still haven't decided. To delve into the Craigslist single-date pool, or not to delve. This is the question...
Stay tuned for a decision. A possible series of ridiculous dates. And a summer full of unexpected surprises.
How can I promise that? Because my whole life is an unexpected surprise. One after another. After another. After another.
And there are always the Daddy Warbuckses, those men who, uninvited, allow the overflow of their awesomeness to spill all over me and drip onto the pages of my journal.
For your pleasure.
Also, I plan to continue to exploit Roommate #1 through awesome imagery.
See.
I know it has been a few days. A few days in Colorado Springs, loving life for my aunt's big 5-0 party at the Broadmore. A few days working on hush-hush secret projects for state capitols. A few days of not blogging.
But, this blog is worth it. Promise.
Told you.
The new me. You know.
