This is Why I'm Hott

We now have two successful double-dates under our belts.

The first, last Tuesday, involved A, who is a type A personality, gets an A in our book and isn't an A-hole, which is always a positive first impression. And X. Who exed himself off our list. But didn't ruin the date. By any means. I mean, at the end of the night I get to go home with Roommate #1. And, that's what matters.

The second date, conducted last night (the reason I didn't post), involved A again and began with a conversation that went something like this on my end: "Hey A, I know you now have the rare and wonderful experience of meeting another straight dude through craigslist, but if you would like to potentially duplicate the awesomeness that was that experience, you can hang out with us tonight, as we have another friendless single who we'd like to meet. And, in the end, you get to spend more time with us, which is really what matters." And A, because he is Awesome, said hellz yeah.

The second person to involve himself in our twisted web was M. Who is a pilot. And didn't ex himself off the list. But, who might break the equilibrium of cell phones everywhere by text messaging Roommate #1 so many times in such a short while.

Also--note--text messages that say "are you there?" are only acceptable to Roommate #1 and if you ever send one to me I will send curses through your cellphone signal. Or maybe make fun of you on the internet.

And my favorite part of either date was last night. When Roommate #1 spit a blueberry into her lap. With not only our dates watching, but potentially the french waiter and bartender type guy.

That is why she is awesome.