Self Denial Skills

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allright u guys do look good but u cant believe how much spam is on here. we are 2 white males 32 and 31. we live in a great house off of i25 and hw7. no pics yet but if u are real let us know and we will send one back. just tired of all the bull on here. trust me you wont be disappointed!!!!!!!!

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Hello there,

Interesting Post....The two of you will have to fight over me (there is only one of me), non smoker, 6'1", moderate drinker, NOT 420 friendly, flip a coin and lets see what happens

Please humor me with a short and witty reply to convince me that you are not a spam / porn bot.  Obviously a link to your online membership site to see your pics/cam/ profile is FATAL.

Your reply will get my pic back.

Please feel free to pepper me with what ever questions you like and give me some feel for what part of town you live in.

Also let me know if you are interested in chatting on Yahoo and if so, what your ID is.

Hope to hear from you soon.

Tom

Dear 30-something men:

If we were a spam bot, it wouldn't matter whether you sent us a photo or not. We would spam you with or without it. This is not a legitimate excuse to be photo-less.

In the future, so that you may discern spam bots more easily—watch for these warning signs:
1. Girls who want you to "take them now"
2. Girls who post pictures of themselves doing something pornographic

Ads that are interesting and have more than one photo that looks perfectly normal are not spam.

And, as stated above, this is a lame excuse for not including a photo. Spam bots don't give a crap about your attachments.

While we understand that this is your sad way of convincing yourself that if we do not respond to your awesome typing skills, we must not be uninterested, but simply are spam bots, we remain unimpressed with your self-denial skills.

Love, gg