No-Picture II

Saw your ad and thought that it was a novel approach to dating.  Just one question.  How do you determine who goes out with who?  What if one roommate gets more attention than the other, does that cause 'hard feelings' between you two?

Dear No-Picture-Part-Two:

I am going to dignify your quite polite question (though I will not actually write back to you, since you did not send a picture) with a somewhat real, perhaps less sarcastic, answer.

1.    We do not determine who goes out with who. I know that this is shocking, but double-dating means all four of you go out together. I know. I know. Earthshattering. And we just take it from there.

2.    We are both very pretty girls and we like each other. If we get mad at anyone, it will be the boys. And only for bad behavior. If they’re throwing roses at roommate #1, I couldn’t care less as long as they bought dinner.

Love, gg