Intersting Guy

Hey hows it going,

I seen your add on CL. Still looking for the right person, I like to live life to the fullest and basically have as much fun as I can possibly stand. I work and I just graduated college this month. I am very adventurous and like to try new things. I enjoy wacthing movies, reading, bar hopping on occassions, but I can stay in and have fun as well.   I am also a big sports fan. I'm looking for a smarl, honest, independent woman, who knows what she wants and wants to grow together. You sound pretty intersting and I would like to get to know you better....

Dear J,

Glad to hear that you seen our ad and are looking for a smarl girl; we require seeing our ad and we're both quite smarl, I'm sure.

We both are women who know what we want. So, it’s good that you recognized that. It’s just too bad that you didn’t read the ad, or you know what we wanted was TWO men.

I hate to beat this dead horse. But so many of you are too stupid to understand…

So, alas, we will not be writing you back.

gg